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Swan Song
I am the Foreigner
Created on 2004-12-12 09:32:44 (#5430778), last updated 2008-09-04
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| Name: | Reticulan |
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| Location: | Oak Lawn, Illinois, United States |
Okay, awesome. Hi, my name is Sonny, but I also respond to Ty, Tyson, Shithead, Queef, and pretty much anything else you can throw my way.
I'm 22 years old and single because I'm ugly. See for yourself:
I think self-esteem is overrated. I don't believe in myself--I believe I can do things for the betterment of myself and others.
I am childfree. If you tell me you're pregnant, I'll be the one asshole who gives you sympathy as opposed to congratulations.
I swear to you, I am very nice! To a fault, actually; it's gotten me in a lot of trouble before.
I have Asperger's syndrome. I'm not an "Ass-pie" lol, as I was diagnosed.
Also, I am adopted. Looking back at information pertaining to my biological parents only raises more questions about my past.
I wanna fall in love again, but I am weary...
I am told I am a cunning linguist. ;)
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"I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We've created life in our own image." ~Stephen Hawking
"No government has the right to tell its citizens when or whom to love. The only queer people are those who don't love anybody." ~Rita Mae Brown
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." ~Albert Einstein
"Wherever they burn books they will also, in the end, burn human beings." ~Heinrich Heine
"The trouble with censors is that they worry if a girl has a cleavage; they ought to worry if she hasn’t any." ~Marilyn Monroe
"Men and women belong to different species, and communication between them is a science still in its infancy." ~Bill Cosby
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